oh my god.
how do i stop caring about people who dont give a shit about me
Okay yes you got me.
I did indeed start identifying as asexual because I’m on Tumblr.
And you know what.
If I wasn’t on Tumblr, if this website hadn’t taught me that wonderful little word, I would still be identifying as what I did before Tumblr.
Would you like me to tell you what that word was?
make a wish!
The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
OH MY GOD
what doesnt kill you gives you exp points
The noise at the end of the world in your ears ♪
I AM SO SORRY that i type like a very excited child , the truth is I’m very excited and I am a child
one day when you wake up in tears,
あなたの側で 1 つをするしたいのですが
i want to be the one by your side
to tell you
“it’s okay, it was just a dream.
|—||President Snow Probably (via jordanleeemerson)|
I’m not like other girls. I’m male
A flop. Big budget comedy textposter officialunitedstates has done it again. Like it because you must, but refrain from reblogging. The “I’m not like other girls” schtick has been done tirelessly by users who have more love and passion for the gimmick than he.
im not gay but damn that troll face meme….
YOU KNOW WHATS FUCKING STUPID
WHEN YOUR FAMILY MAKES YOU GO SOMEWHERE WITH THEM AND YOU TELL THEM YOU DONT WANT TO
AND THEN WHEN YOURE ALREADY OUT THEY BLAME YOU FOR BEING ALL ANGRY AND TELL YOU YOU RUIN EVERYTHING
OH WELL MY FUCKING APOLOGIES